“I had a visit yesterday with my doctor
cause I can’t bend no more
at the waist or knees
without I keep on headin’ South.
Have to hold to the bathroom door
or the god-damn bed post
whilst doin’ battle with my boxers or socks
just to keep from landin’ on my face.
(That squeak in the bed used to mean something
a lot more fun than it does now!)
Started about a month ago…
Well, maybe two.
Jez! this sucks!
Sure, I probably put off too long, seeing’ him.
Hell!
Anyway, I knew what he’d say,
after the obligatory joke about
one of his older patients
who depends on a walker to move around
and now uses DEPENDS!
He’d say, ‘Well, Mr. Greenman,”
“You’ve made it past your allotment
of four score and some more.
Just hold tight to the bed post or door!
Or sit, for Pete’s sake!
…Nothing wrong with an old guy like you
sitting when you need to!
Better than falling!
Anyway, you of all people should know,
balance isn’t the first thing to go!”
(This a painful reminder of a sad reality…)
“….so if you have to, sit!
Piss or shit, no matter!
Take an aspirin.
Don’t get any fatter.
And call me in the morning!
Ha! Ha!”
“And I’ll say, “Thanks, Doc.”
And pay him his dime
for all his time.
And when I’m in need,
keep an eye out for a convenient
door jam or bed post.
But,
DEPENDS!
Indeed!
Laid back, cool, accepting of life’s ups and downs.