All life’s important questions are based on counting.

Does this count?

Does that not count?

A 25 year prison sentence, one day at a time.

What year is this?

18 and a half.

What day is this?

6752 (and a half.)

Do you count? Do I?

If not, who’s counting?

Is this a count down?

Or a counting up the cost?

Balls and strikes called?

What’s the score?

A long, long, long, going, going, going…

Foul Ball!

doesn’t count.

But an error by our third-base-man

on a slow bunt down the third base line

sure does!

RISP scores!

One to Zero!!!!

Damn!

We loose.