Balanced,
precariously,
on my red hand-cart,
two buckets full of water
for the dry bird baths,
wobbled a bit.
So I stopped on the dirt path
to the bird feeding ground
to secure them.
I feed the birds
twice a week.
Nothing could be more ordinary.
Until that limb
from that old oak tree
growing by the side of the path
surrendered its rot-fight
and lost hold of its Mother,
though she’d held so tight
for so long.
About ten feet long,
five inches thick.
Less than a widow maker,
more than a stick.
Down it came.
Caught my left shoulder
in a side-ways slice
and glanced off my head
just by my ear.
Blood thinners keep me
from having a stroke
but make any cut
a bloody, oozing poke.
I sat on a picnic bench.
as two kind ladies,
fitness walkers in the park,
ministered to me
while we waited for the EMT’s.
I’m thinking, through a foggy blur,
“Well! Hell!
Better a horizontal drop,
parallel
to the ground
than some whistling bomb,
stuck,
perpendicular
in my head.
I could be dead!”
It isn’t hard to be
in the wrong spot
at the wrong time.
Just follow your plans
and walk that road
until you come,
zip-pa-dee-do-da-ing
to that dot
at the intersection of
living and not.
Perhaps a lightning bolt
or a heart attack.
Or a walk
in the park
on some summer evening lark.