(To be sung to the tune of ODE TO JOY)

At one time they were the heroes

Oh! How now we scorn them so!

Black and Brown and Red and Yellow

push back from their CASTE below!

Myths de-mythed

and legends re-written,

Jefferson kept Miss Hemmings in tow.

Man e’ fest Destin ‘y

debunked by the CRT.

Now that his’ to ry’s been rewritten,

see how Lewis and Clark are known.

They will be for ever different,

shattered is the status quo.

Young ones shouting!

Old ones pouting!

Demonstrations on the street!!!

Civil discourse!

Voting limits!

INSURRECT!

Ya never know!