When did the nuclear family

become two multi-racial-lesbians

holding high a Yoo-Hoo baby boy

while everyone around smiles?

And did you hear?

The “STARS AND BARS”

flew in front of an armed insurrection

on Fort Sumpter

once again

and two news cycles later

it was all forgotten!

Yes!

And Washington and Jefferson

are the apples of our eyes

but everything they did

was wrong at the roots!

While the pendullum swings

and our white-iron-clad-mediocre-testosteroned-illusions

evaporate like morning mist

after a fire filled night

and morph into a sunny-day-normal

like what never was before,

how will we know

we’re not in Kansas,

anymore?

Even as I sit,

waiting

on the hard-wood-side-line-bleachers,

will I need a comfy pillow

for my aging ass,

since this new and confusing parade

is taking

SO LONG TO GET UNDER WAY!!!!!

that I just might die of antiquity

before it even begins

to boogie-by?