A guy and his wife walk into

Calaveri’s Travel Agency

in Lower Manhattan.

Mr. Calaveri greets them at the door

and asks what he can do

for the gentleman and his lovely lady?

The guy says he’s promised his wife a trip

to the most beautiful country in Europe

for their 30th anniversary.

Which country does

the eminent Mr. Calaveri

think fills the bill?

The Eminent Mr. Calaveri

ponders for a few moments.

Then he says,

“Scotland.

Scotland is The Most Beautiful Country In Europe.

You can take your lovely wife to Scotland…..

if you wanna…”

He pauses….

“But then,”

(and here Mr. Calavari smiled…)

“You gotta eat!”

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