There are three types of folk infesting yard sales.
Gawkers, talkers and buyers.
When I’m having a sale,
I prefer buyers, of course.
Talkers are alright,
adding, sometimes, some
erudite content
to these essential enterprises
and, I suppose, gawkers are OK,
searching for diamonds
among the slag.
What the hell.
We just want to downsize,
so if we save the world,
incidentally,
so much the better.