Who is that they’re calling Grandpa?
That’s not ME they’re calling Grandpa!
I’m to young to be a Grandpa!
I lift weights!
I’m not a Grandpa!
I’m not retired.
I’m not decrepit.
I look too good to be a Grandpa!
Who is THAT they call my Grandson?
That sack of tears they say’s MY GRANDSON?
That smelly, burping, gurgling thing!
Is that my grandson?
That smiling, finger grasping, giggling
baby boy?
THAT’S MY GRANDSON!!!!!!