“Majestic!”
They have destroyed that word!
Read through some damned dictionary
just to see:
Majestic Alarms Systems
Majestic Can Corp. (ash cans!)
Majestic Garage
Majestic Rug Cleaning Co. Inc. (Two of them!!)
Majestic Staple Co.

Oh’ my poor weeping muse!
What they have done to that word.

And “Majesty!”
Such sacrilege!
Read one desecration
‘Tis enough:
“Majesty Underwear Co. 130 W. 34th Street
695-277-ZERO!”

God! We are brought down
So
low…

But!
Today!
Your Day!
Runs rich with blue blood.
You will restore meaning to majestic.
You will bring royalty back to majesty.

The peasant in me will
bow when you march past.
The regal in the rest
will rise in honor.

When you take each others hand,
trumpets in my mind will blow!

And All shall bid the
Cannons Shoot!